Nick the Barbarian

Human, Virgin

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Nick the Barbarian of Almas was not always know as Nick the Barbarian. In fact, the only person to call him that is himself. What he is known for is being the punching bag of the youth of Almas. On a consistent basis he is accosted. Attacks are provoked by the metal apparatus worn on his teeth constructed by his father, a tinkerer, in an effort to help his lerpy son appeal to the women of Almas so that he might bare children under the family name. Nick is known for often harassing travelers, particularly half orcs which are a “favorite” of the women of Almas. When dragged home bloodied up from getting wailed on by half orcs to his mother and father by the town guard he explains to them “I am just trying to get some pointers to be smooth with the ladies” A full orc recently took pity on him an shared with him the secret to his success at multiple matings, “Duraak brave, Duraak take what he want, Duraak rich from spoils of dungeons and war, Duruaak barbarian.” Upon hearing this advice Nick prepared to become a barbarian like his new found hero Duraak so that he too could become a “prolific breeder” with the women of Almas. Nick purchaced mail armor and a steel open faced helmet with the money he had been saving for a mustang. The helmet and armor are to big for him as his lerpy form does not fill them well. Scrawled on his hand in ink is a checklist in this order. Be brave, Be strong, Aquire booty, Obtain booty, Plunder booty (crudely drawn butt cheeks next to this item)

Nick the Barbarian

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